Sassy 'Wears Black, Drinks Coffee, Avoids People' Tee | Statement Wear
White / S
$24.99
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This lightweight tee says it plainly: you value solitude, strong coffee, and a well-timed bit of sass. The bold black-on-light print reads like a private manifesto for mornings spent avoiding small talk and chasing that first, flawless sip. Wear it with a slouchy jacket or under an open flannel for quick coffee runs, long study sessions, or quiet weekend walks. The message lands dry and funny — it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations only when you want them and makes fellow introverts smirk in recognition. Soft, breathable cotton keeps the mood low-key and comfortable from dawn espresso to late-night reading.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added durability
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Sassy 'Wears Black, Drinks Coffee, Avoids People' Tee | Statement Wear
$24.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added durability
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
