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                        9.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This lightweight tee says it plainly: you value solitude, strong coffee, and a well-timed bit of sass. The bold black-on-light print reads like a private manifesto for mornings spent avoiding small talk and chasing that first, flawless sip. Wear it with a slouchy jacket or under an open flannel for quick coffee runs, long study sessions, or quiet weekend walks. The message lands dry and funny — it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations only when you want them and makes fellow introverts smirk in recognition. Soft, breathable cotton keeps the mood low-key and comfortable from dawn espresso to late-night reading.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55295868731560,"sku":"32991685511884571241","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55295868764328,"sku":"12180737635975492125","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":55295868797096,"sku":"32273372380620738361","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":55295868829864,"sku":"38945121243311422020","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55295868862632,"sku":"38320004248969556220","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55295868895400,"sku":"18673692421351429281","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":55295868928168,"sku":"15517005116537345762","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":55295868960936,"sku":"30232089916197945028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55295868993704,"sku":"18938431767841590412","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55295869026472,"sku":"18938047539345330451","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":55295869059240,"sku":"31142889427734977784","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":55295869092008,"sku":"12523699055954514093","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55295869124776,"sku":"15156865619354559687","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55295869157544,"sku":"45069443485592277289","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":55295869190312,"sku":"12512502766776490002","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":55295869223080,"sku":"65440108237291574768","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55295869255848,"sku":"27679500898163338857","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55295869288616,"sku":"25331563072361844063","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":55295869321384,"sku":"26428937163536894654","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":55295869354152,"sku":"19485010948036914734","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1976\/6440\/files\/16632315744320691445_2048.jpg?v=1772299100","url":"https:\/\/tillman-and-crooker-apparel.myshopify.com\/products\/sassy-wears-black-drinks-coffee-avoids-people-tee-statement-wear","provider":"Tillman and Crooker Apparel ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}